Websters dictionary defines asshole as the small opening oh shit wait. When we say asshole, we simply mean don't be an asshole. Why do we make an entire terms page about it when it's pretty self explanatory? Because assholes are everywhere. Here are some examples:
No you cannot do that. Did your dog consent when you took them to the park? When you fed them that smelly food (they loved it)? When you kissed them? Think about it.
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We don't have ads because we don't want to ruin the user experience. We don't want to ruin the user experience because we want you to have a good time. We want you to have a good time because we love you. We love you because you're a good person. You're a good person because you're reading this. You're reading this because you're a good person. You're a good person because you're reading this. You're reading this because you're a good person. You're a good person because you're reading this. You're reading this because you're a good fuck the AI got stuck.